A joke I over heard.

Two friends were hunting with each other and one of the two men collapsed suddenly. He calls 911 on his cell phone. The dispatcher says 911 what's your emergency. My friend just collapsed, 911 says is he breathing, I'm just a country person, what is breathing. 911 lady maybe he has narcolepsy, Um I don't know that is either. How about I shoot him

I with my rifle, 911? operator hears bang bang. Lady he didn't move I think he's dead.

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